Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin? ex: 1234 is my pin, but backwards 4321 is someone elses pin..
The machine will only accept your pin since you have to swipe your card beforehand.
What if my pin is 1331?
i hope you’re being smart ass
ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.
I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.
ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
"Not much. We’re heading home"
"Ram the Blade ship."
"Out of quarters, certain people keep forgetting that the SleazeTroll shows up right after the Nether Fjord. So certain people keep loosing the game— and loosing our quarters."
"Okay, this is unexpected."
"Are you going to come and protect up, you big strong m-a-a-a-n? You think we’re helpless just because—"
"I love you."
"I’d appreciate it if they did walk with us, I know you’re not afraid of anything Rachel, but I guess I am."
"He doesn’t hate you, Jake. He never did. His heart was broken, that’s all. And you know, Tobias never had anyone. No one before Rachel. No mother, really, no father he could ever know. Rachel was the first and only person who ever loved Tobias."
<Do not move. I stunned you to see what you are. But if you move, I will destroy you.>
My time has come.
Sorry if this is a bit incoherent. I’m not feeling too good today.
I don’t think the crown changed Simon’s personality that much, it just got rid of his empathy and sense of appropriateness. Like when he asked Marceline if he looked pretty fly in Simon and Marcy. I get the impression that he would have said that anyway, and the problem was that he was being loud and obnoxious about it.
Both little Marceline and the article in I Remember You both described Simon as silly, and on his Formspring, Adam Muto said he was a corny guy who probably loved puns. We don’t see much evidence of that when he appears in flashbacks, probably because it wouldn’t be appropriate in the situations he’s in. He does mess around a bit in Simon and Marcy, but most of the focus is on their horrible situation.
I really want to see more of Simon in a non-threatening situation.
The article in I Remember You also calls him a bon vivant and says he was a professor of archaeology, which makes him sound like a stereotypical 50s professor. That’s probably accurate. Look at his outfit. He has elbow patches. I think he was passionate about his work, and also tried to make sure his lectures were interesting and that his students thought he was cool.
Being a silly intellectual, I don’t think the fanon that he was a huge dork is that far from the canon. Anyone who swears by adding the word “balls” to various foods probably isn’t the coolest person. And how many people joke around by wearing important artifacts?
Ice King sometimes mispronounces words and uses awkward phrasing, and I don’t think that’s the crown. I think he was always like that. In Holly Jolly Secrets he says “bought” instead of “brought” and uses the very awkward phrase “Since then, I now see the visions always”.
Basically I think he was like a soft-spoken, mentally healthy Ice King. I have no idea what his relationship with Betty was like, because we know almost nothing about her. I hope she appears again soon.
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You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
I’m going to talk about terrible idea of mine #489275, which is a crossover AU that puts the cast of Adventure Time into post-apocalyptic science fiction/fantasy book series the Obernewtyn Chronicles.
Because they’re both set after a devastating nuclear war that also gave people superpowers, and… that’s about it.
-Finn is a teenager with beastspeaking abilities who was raised by sentient but non-talking dogs after being abandoned in the forest as an infant. He and Jake now travel around helping people. He keeps his ability to talk to animals a secret, because the oppressive Council really hates mutants, and likes to burn them alive.
-Jake may or may not get the ability to stretch later on. I haven’t decided, and it doesn’t really fit the way powers work in this universe.
-Princess Bubblegum is a probably human with mysterious origins. She started the Candy Kingdom in the northern mountains, and is gathering strength to challenge the Council. She seems to know a lot more about the Beforetime and its technology than most people. She doesn’t have any powers, though. She recruits Finn and Jake to help her out with the rebellion thing.
-Marceline initially lives in a cave, and has powers that I call the Elspeth Gordie Experience, after the main character of Obernewtyn. Like Eslpeth, she has powerful farseeking (long range telepathy), coercion (mind control), beastspeaking, and the unique ability to kill people with her mind. She also has Elspeth’s ability to isolate herself and angst 24/7. She uses her mind control to make people who come near her cave think she’s a vampire so they’ll leave her alone. She’s a human, though.
-The ice King was a normal human in the Beforetime, until he volunteered for an experiment to unlock his latent psychic powers. It succeeded, but it also shattered his mind. In exchange, he got immortality, and telekinesis that gets stronger the colder it is. He now lives in the mountains and occasionally kidnaps young women, then cries and sets them free. Princess Bubblegum thinks he’s a myth until he kidnaps her. He also raised Marceline during a lucid period probably?
-Finn, Jake and Bubblegum investigate the vampire rumours. When Marceline tries the vampire illusion, Finn attacks her, so she mind controls them to leave. Later on, after learning Marceline’s name from the Ice King, Princess Bubblegum figures out how to block mind control through sheer force of Bubblegum, and manages to befriend her. Marceline remains standoffish.
-Peppermint Butler is a powerful coercer in the Candy Kingdom who teaches Jake how to cook, despite not being able to talk to animals.
-Lady Rainicorn is a horse who speaks a foreign animal language. Jake is at first fascinated by her, then dating her.
-Flame Princess is the daughter of a Councilman. They both secretly have the ability to control fire. Flame Princess accidentally lets her powers slip, so her father sentences her to be burned at the stake, while winking at her obnoxiously. Also I guess her name’s not Flame Princess.
-There is a prophecy that a human will lead the animals to a land free of humans, but nobody appears to be fulfilling it. Finn offers to help find a land like that without waiting for the prophecy, after a wolf takes offense to him and Jake travelling through the wolf’s territory to rescue Princess Bubblegum from the Ice King.
-There’s also a prophecy about the Beforetime weapons destroying the world, but it’s a lot simpler than the one in the books. Basically some futureteller was like “Hey princess, we’re going to be nuked again within our lifetimes unless someone does something” and Bubblegum was like “Hey Marceline, could you do something about that?” because Marceline’s has the strongest powers.
-At one point Marceline finds out how to astral travel, and takes Finn and Jake with her on the Dreamtrails. Marceline’s form is a half-demon vampire, Finn’s form has a mechanical arm, and Jake’s form is a stretchy, mostly bipedal dog.
I think that’s all I came up.
I’ve developed this headcanon where Phineas and Ferb go back to school and the teacher asks who would like to share what they did over the summer. Phineas is almost falling out of his seat, holding his arm up so high, and finally the teacher says, “Phineas, the entire Tri-State area knows what you’ve been up to this summer.”
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.